NOW EXPERIENCING:Fee Fee’s

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Posted 13 Jun 2023

By
Ellen Fraser


A cosy, crimson-hued rock’n’roll haunt that’s like a dive bar, only nicer, with beckoning booths and lounges, a classic soundtrack and playful original cocktails.

Ambience at Fee Fees
Why you go

Fee Fee’s is one of those bars that transports you to another world. A crimson-hued wonderland for rock’n’roll fans, its cosy space is full of even cosier nooks, with maroon-leather booths and red-velvet lounges for sinking into, and walls crowded with vestiges of the ’70s – framed prints and posters featuring Debbie Harry, Led Zeppelin and the Rolling Stones, or advertising long-over gigs at Whisky a Go Go. A disco ball here, a vintage chandelier there, and fairy lights for days, it’s a spot unlike anything else in town.  

The staff will happily whip up any mixed drink you like – fear not, Dirty Martini devotees – but if you’re here, you’ve got to order one of the original cocktails. Try the Queen of the Harpies, an alcoholic take on cherry cola, or the snowcone-esque Frostbite, a towering tropical concoction made with white rum, yuzu citrus, lychee, passionfruit, shaved blue ice and house strawberry syrup, complete with tiny umbrella, fluorescent maraschino cherry and flamingo swizzle stick. 

For beer drinkers there’s Moon Dog on tap and tinnies of Melbourne Bitter and VB, plus Passionfruit Sours and Guinness. There’s also a handful of Moon Dog Fizzer seltzers, fruity Vodka Cruisers, and a tight list of classic wines (a Marlborough sauvignon blanc, a Yarra Valley pinot noir et al), mostly at the very decent price of $10 a glass.

 

Why you stayOwner Fiona Meiklejohn has created a welcoming, relaxed place that caters to the same rock’n’roll crowd as other divey Melbourne bars she loves, but in a slightly nicer space – one where you don’t have to hold your nose when you go to the loo. The music is a huge part of the experience, too. Since opening, the Fee Fee’s rotation has evolved to include bangers from the ’60s through to the ’90s as well as smooth ’70s and ’80s tracks and classic disco. If Fiona isn’t on DJ duties, it’ll be someone she’s worked beside in the past, or simply a mate with great taste.
What drink to orderThere’ll always be a version of an Espresso Martini on the originals list, which might look something like the Baby Driver, a tiramisu-like mix of cold-brewed coffee, vodka and Amaro Montenegro (a bittersweet liqueur with hints of orange, coriander and clove – like a bougie Jägermeister). It’s finished with a little coconut and some pecan bitters. Sweet, punchy, and toasty all at once.
Drinks at Fee Fee"s
What to pair it withThere’s no kitchen but Thin Slizzy, the pizzeria next door, will deliver to your table. Go classic with a Caprese salad, Margherita or parmesan fries, or tread less traditional territory with the Blue Meanie, a polarising blue-cheese-and-mushroom number, or the Excruciating Pain-Apple, spicy in more ways than one, with a controversial base of caramelised pineapple topped with mozzarella, shaved pancetta and jalapeño chillies. There are vegan options and gluten-free bases, too.
Bar area at Fee Fee"s
Why we love itFiona has worked in hospo and as a DJ for most of her adult life, a regular behind the decks at raucous late-night dive Cherry Bar and long-standing banger-torium Yah Yah’s, and behind the bar at northside alt-pubs The Gasometer (RIP), The Standard and The Retreat. She opened Fee Fee’s back in 2017, taking inspiration from rockstar haunts overseas (like the Rainbow Bar & Grill and the Burgundy Room in LA, Le Fanfaron and Red House in Paris, and London’s Crobar), and over the years adding more rock prints, vintage number plates and other memorabilia collected on her travels to the collection of worn rugs, leafy palms and neon signs. Add in the magical galaxy of red fairy lights glittering above the bar and you’ve got a delightfully lived-in and eclectic space you could easily lose a few hours in.
Regular’s tipHead in on a Sunday for half-price cocktails and other specials. But it’s also worth checking out the whisky collection on regular nights. Alongside your everyday crowd-pleasers from Glenmorangie, Glenfiddich and Talisker, there are rare and unusual drops, such as a bottle from Edradour, a tiny distillery in Scotland near where she used to live.
Don’t leave withoutMake sure you check out the new space. Fee Fee’s has always been a small bar, but in 2022 it took over the lease of the former hairdresser next door and just about doubled its size to fit 70 punters. The lush new room, called the Jewel Lounge, has bigger booths, lots of velvet, and a big black antique chandelier in the middle of the room.
sitting area at Fee Fee"s