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Bad Frankie represents the kind of patriotism we can all get behind with an excellent all-Aussie list of spirits, wines and beers backed up by an all-jaffle menu.

The incredible selection of drinks at Bad Frankie
Why you goIf on hearing “Australian-themed bar” your thoughts go immediately to boxing kangaroo flags, Paul Hogan in Crocodile Dundee and Men at Work’s “Down Under” on loop, it’s time to pay Bad Frankie a visit to update your Australiana references. This Fitzroy side-street bar with its timber panelling, banquette seating and candlelit tables has a classic Melbourne small-bar vibe, but look a little closer and you’ll see it also has a thoroughly modern mission: to celebrate Australia’s excellent and extensive distilling scene while also elevating the jaffle to its rightful status as one of the great Aussie bar snacks. This is the kind of flag-waving patriotism we can all get behind. Every spirit, wine and beer on the 30-page drinks list is from Australia, apart from a small selection of tequila from Tromba, an Australian label that makes tequila in Mexico. Equally impressive, all the cocktails made with these spirits are teamed with Aussie mixers and garnished with native ingredients such as saltbush, pigface and bush tomato. There’s huge potential for Bad Frankie to come off as gimmicky, but taste the drinks and strike up a conversation with the knowledgeable and passionate bar staff and you’ll wonder why there aren’t more places like this.
Why you stayOne of the great things about Bad Frankie is the understated nature of its mission. Walk into the two-roomed space and you might think you’ve stumbled upon another of Melbourne’s cute, unassuming local bars. Bad Frankie – named for John Franklin, the governor of Van Diemen’s Land who, in 1839, made small pot stills illegal – was formerly an Italian men’s club and it retains an appealingly laid-back, retro atmosphere. Flip through the spirit menu to discover eight pages of Australian gin alone, including two pages dedicated just to Victorian gin, and you realise that not only are there producers of whisky, rum, brandy and vodka all across the country, but also of absinthe, Italian-style bittersweet liqueurs and vermouths of many colours. Now you understand the bar’s sense of purpose. And because it still feels like such fresh territory more than seven years after Bad Frankie opened, there’s also a sense of excitement about exploring the distilling landscape, armed with nothing more than a spirit of adventure and a plate or two of delicious jaffles.
What drink to orderBad Frankie bills itself as a cocktail bar so it’d be a shame to pass up the chance to try the classics made with home-grown spirits or one of the in-house concoctions complete with theme-appropriate garnishes. The Thirsty Li’l Piggy, for instance, is a clean, crisp combination of Mandrake Cucumber and Mint Gin mixed with lime and garnished with pigface, while the Gummy Highball sees Starward Two-Fold Whisky spiked with strawberry gum and topped up with soda. Bonza stuff.
What to pair it withWhen it comes to bar snacks, Bad Frankie’s all-jaffle menu will either unlock forgotten memories of just how good they are or reinforce your steadfast opinion that they’re an Aussie invention on par with the Hills Hoist and Wi-Fi. The seven jaffles on the list range from the Classic – vintage cheddar and mozzarella cheese with either tomato chutney or Vegemite, ham optional – to a vegan version stuffed with bush-spiced beans and “cheese” – and one that channels a jam doughnut. And, yes, it’s perfectly legitimate to order several and call that dinner.
Cocktail bar Bad Frankie in Fitzroy
Don’t leave withoutTrying some Australian whiskies. Perhaps see how Lark Classic Cask from Tasmania compares with Joadja Ex Oloroso Cask from New South Wales or a Southern Coast Distillers drop aged in port casks from South Australia.
Make it fancyWant to check out the state of top-end Australian brandy? Order yourself a nip of Overeem XO, one of Hobart’s (and Australia’s) finest.
Who to takeThis is an obvious port of call when entertaining overseas visitors, but it’s also great to take the spirit snobs in your life who claim to only ever drink English gin or Scottish whisky and watch them open up to the possibilities of some great flavours from much closer to home.